Scene: Husband and wife reading in bed
Wife: I really like that horizontal mirror above the dresser.
Wife: It makes my face look really long and lean.
Wife: It's such an improvement!
Wife: From when it was a vertical, full length mirror, on the closet door.
Wife: It made my whole body look short and fat.
Wife: ( laughs hysterically)
Husband: You need to go to sleep, that cold medicine has gone to your head.