Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Funhouse Mirror Reflections

Scene: Husband and wife reading in bed

Wife: I really like that horizontal mirror above the dresser.

Husband: Huh?

Wife: It makes my face look really long and lean.

Husband: ???

Wife: It's such an improvement!

Husband: ???

Wife: From when it was a vertical, full length mirror, on the closet door.

Husband: ???

Wife: It made my whole body look short and fat.

Wife: ( laughs hysterically)

Husband: You need to go to sleep, that cold medicine has gone to your head.

1 comment:

Kate said...

That is so funny- mostly because I can picture it all playing out in my head. :)


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