Scene: Husband and wife reading in bed
Wife: I really like that horizontal mirror above the dresser.
Husband: Huh?
Wife: It makes my face look really long and lean.
Husband: ???
Wife: It's such an improvement!
Husband: ???
Wife: From when it was a vertical, full length mirror, on the closet door.
Husband: ???
Wife: It made my whole body look short and fat.
Wife: ( laughs hysterically)
Husband: You need to go to sleep, that cold medicine has gone to your head.
1 comment:
That is so funny- mostly because I can picture it all playing out in my head. :)
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